This is Gianluigi, who is a model and male escort. He's also done solo porn. I would like to by Gianluigi's pimp. He could keep 100 percent of his earnings. He'd just have to spend a few afternoons a month with my boyfriend and me. We'd put him to good use.
Maybe I should be a pimp during the next writers' strike. I know enough Hollywood bigwigs who are friends of Dorothy. I'd be sort of like Heidi Fleiss except with hair on my chest. And I won't cheat on my taxes, like she did, and end up in prison.
