Fearing he would fail Introductory Calculus, Ben was relieved when Professor Kelly invited him to his home for some special tutoring. The professor even cooked him dinner and shared a joint with him afterwards.
"Now Ben," the professor said as they relaxed on the couch. "The easiest way for you to earn a B in my class is to suck my cock."
"What do I have to do to earn an A, sir?" young Ben asked.
"Bend over and I'll show you," answered the professor.