By the Time I Get to Phoenix

I've driven coast-to-coast more times than I can count. I actually like long drives. Sometimes when I'm in the middle of nowhere, the only thing I can find on the radio are country radio stations. I've heard "By the Time I Get to Phoenix" many times and covered by different singers.

As for big Phoenix here, I'll be rising before I get to him. Sometimes I just can't help myself with these bad puns. (It helps if you know the song lyrics.)